No omg I was pulling a ton of change from my jacket pocket to pay for my lunch and this plump, neckbearded asshole behind me said in a really low voice, “heheh did you have to break your piggy bank this morning to pay for your lunch?” and I replied in a vicious tone, “at least I’m not a piggy bank”.
I thought he was going to cry omg no I’m sorry, fat-shaming isn’t cool but you were such an asshole where are you going pls forgive me
have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
MY GRANDMA WONT HANG UP THE PHONE OH MY GOD I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY CARD IT HAS BEEN AN HOUR AND A HALFi gave the phone to my sister
My teacher spent about five minutes alternating between laughing and crying with joy at my subject divider:
